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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:29 am
one more for the blondes...
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by Cherry » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:51 pm
QUICK THINKER
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruits.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skin-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruits.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skin-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:39 pm
shall be the best "ice breaker" joke in my books for some time to come... wahahaha.... .
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by Cherry » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:37 pm
kennynah wrote:
shall be the best "ice breaker" joke in my books for some time to come... wahahaha.... .
Ken
It is a Ta Nan Ren joke, right?
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:32 pm
maybe it is a "da nan ren" joke... it can be utilized as a "test water" joke.. 
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:22 pm
Coming to a movie theatre near you 
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:22 pm
wahahahahaha....hahahahaha...
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by la papillion » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:15 pm
I saw a movie title last time in Yangtze, titled Womb raider. I laugh until cry 
haha
Btw, this is a REAL movie!
hahaBtw, this is a REAL movie!
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by Cherry » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:16 pm
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.
"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions women ask. Now I'm in deep shit at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah", said Eric, "That's what I did, except I said,
'Of course I DO....'"
"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those women's questions women ask. Now I'm in deep shit at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah", said Eric, "That's what I did, except I said,
'Of course I DO....'"
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:27 pm
La Pap,
I tot YangTze is for those R(A) movies that Ah Peks in Singapore like to go watch cos they don't know how to go onto the internet for free "stuff"
Womb Raider... super funny name...
haha
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I tot YangTze is for those R(A) movies that Ah Peks in Singapore like to go watch cos they don't know how to go onto the internet for free "stuff"
Womb Raider... super funny name...
haha
mm
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