Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)

[Cherry]

Indian Mother

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "Mom, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,
'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita,
and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...

Love,
Mom


Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!

[winston]

Thanks Cherry. A very good one to start the day. Take care, Winston

[millionairemind]

First day in secondary school

Ah Beng was very excited to go to Secondary School. He packed all his bags. On the way out , he shouted to Ah Lok, “Hey! Don’t forget to bring the ladder along. We will need it you know”. Ah Lok replied, “Why do we need to bring a ladder for ?” Ah Beng shouted “Hey! You so fast you forget, huh . You don’t remember that we are going to a High School ?”

[Cherry]

One day, an elephant met a camel.
Elephant asked, "Why your 'neh neh' grow on your back?"
Camel angry, said, "Why don't you ask yourself, why your 'ku ku jiao' grow on your face?"

[kennynah]

above is ...

one day...a turtle met a tortoise and they laughed at each other...

[Cherry]

kennynah wrote:

above is ...

one day...a turtle met a tortoise and they laughed at each other...

above is ...

one day...U c an elephant n a camel, can u still c them the way u saw them when u were a young boy?

[millionairemind]

Quiz Competition.

During the Q&A segment, the host asks : "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'
The crowd shouts : "Gin! Gin!"
Others exclaim : "No, its Grape Juice!"
Another smart aleck yells : "Alamak, Gatorade!"
Host : "Quiet please."
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, you think I need their help? I got more oliginal answer : Guni !" (milk in hokkien)

[Cherry]

A Story

This is a story from the Japanese Embassy in US.

A few years ago, Japan's Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington, and met
president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori, "Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say: 'How are you?' .
Then Mr. Clinton will say, 'I'm fine, and you?'
Now you should say: 'Me too'.
Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."

It looked quite simple, but the truth was....

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said, " Who Are You ? ".

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
" Well, I am Hillary's husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ".

Then Mori replied confidently, "Me too, hahaha..hahaha"

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

[millionairemind]

Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

[kennynah]

women drivers are not necessarily unskilled drivers....they can be deadly...