Smile & Laugh 06 (Aug 10 - Oct 11)

[behappyalways]

http://www.youtube.com/user/pyrobooby#p ... cY2rtVHKF8

[winston]

Here's a joke or two about writers...

What's the difference between a writer and a family pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four!

What's the definition of an aspiring author?
A waiter!

[profittaker]

1. “Spain is not Greece.”
Elena Salgado, Spanish Finance minister, Feb. 2010

2. “Portugal is not Greece.”
The Economist, 22nd April 2010.

3. “Ireland is not in ‘Greek Territory.’”
Irish Finance Minister Brian Lenihan.

4. “Greece is not Ireland.”
George Papaconstantinou, Greek Finance minister, 8th November, 2010.

5. “Spain is neither Ireland nor Portugal.”
Elena Salgado, Spanish Finance minister, 16 November 2010.

6. “Neither Spain nor Portugal is Ireland.”
Angel Gurria, Secretary-general OECD, 18th November, 2010.

[behappyalways]

沧海一声笑 红军版
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Lady Gaga - Telephone (Communist Version) 红军版
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpByv8bH ... re=related

超高同步率红军版 who let the dogs out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjIu6N6Q ... re=related

紅軍want nobody but 毛主席
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvHIlQBk ... re=related

We will rock you 紅軍版
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红军 樱桃小丸子
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红军　hey oh
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霍元甲 红军版
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXAKTBv4 ... re=related

BEAT IT in China
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4gOLue ... re=related

红军版--我就是李小龙
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qChywT9O ... re=related

[winston]

Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine

MIAMI (Reuters) - Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

"The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE7 ... ningdigest

[iam802]

Saw this comment on YouTube

Hidden Content:

Guy: Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, its too long.

Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.

[winston]

Man jailed after filming himself driving 140 mph

PORTLAND, Oregon (Reuters) - A man who filmed the speedometer of his car while driving more than 140 miles per hour so he could post it on YouTube, ended up in jail on Saturday and the video confiscated, police said.

Stanislav Vadimovich Bakanov was pulled over by police on Oregon Interstate 5 after he was clocked driving his black 2005 BMW at 118 mph. He filmed Sheriff's Deputy Ryan Postlewait as he approached the car.

When Postlewait asked why he was videotaping, Bakanov said he was filming his speedometer, and his arrest, to post on Youtube. The video later revealed that Bakanov had attained speeds in excess of 140 mph.

He was arrested and confined in Marion County jail Saturday night, charged with reckless driving and speeding. It was his third speeding incident in the past year. The video was confiscated and will be used as evidence against him.

Marion County Police spokesman Don Thompson said winds were gusting at up to 50 mph during the day.

"There were tree branches down on the freeway. To be driving at these speeds today was just plain crazy," he said.

Source: Reuters US Online Report Domestic News

[winston]

Kid Jokes

“Now, Joseph,” said the teacher to the aggressive youngster, “what do you think your classmates would think of you if you were always kind and polite?”

“They’d think they could beat me up,” promptly responded Joseph.

[tonylim]

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

[millionairemind]

haha... very good one Tony!!!