Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)

[millionairemind]

And you wonder why the math and science scores for high school students are declining in the US???

[millionairemind]

An Atheist and a Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could.

He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

[kennynah]

MM : paiseh..i want to laugh at your joke about the triangle ... somehow i am not getting it...can share with me ?? i'm dense man...

[millionairemind]

K,

This was part of a Math question in the US where the high school kid was supposed to use pythagorus theorem to find X.

The qn. was phrased as "Find X". The answer would have been 5 of course.

The student just marked it up like the above and handed in the paper.

Your tots are just too "Chim" for simple jokes.. those for simple minded person like me..

cheers,
mm

[blid2def]

Seen posted on another forum I visit daily (http://forum.liverpoolway.co.uk/):

[mojo_]

The next time you call IT helpdesk for support...
and along the way if they instruct you to press any key to continue...
but you can't find it...
well, here's a picture of it:



ps: maybe this belongs in PC & IT thread?

[kennynah]

mojo: you so witty.... i like
<<<<ps: maybe this belongs in PC & IT thread?>>>>

MM : ahhhh...... dawn on me now....i totally did not realize it.... the answer is 5 ah

[LenaHuat]

It's dawning on me too..............that any talent we aso got in this forum

[blid2def]

I thought the "Here it is" answer was quite clever. Seeing an angle people don't see. The kid has a future as a lawyer or a forensics scientist.

[kennynah]

passing examinations

ya...but first must pass exams u know....