Congressman's Money
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
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Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)
Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by millionairemind » Wed May 28, 2008 4:15 pm
"If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or 4 times out of 10 should yield a person a fortune if he has the sense to cut his losses quickly on the ventures where he has been wrong" - Bernard Baruch
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by iam802 » Wed May 28, 2008 5:56 pm
Why we need Pedra Branca
1. Always wait for the setup. NO SETUP; NO TRADE
2. The trend will END but I don't know WHEN.
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2. The trend will END but I don't know WHEN.
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by millionairemind » Wed May 28, 2008 7:32 pm
802 - darn funny your picture..
How about this one?? Swear it is true for majority of them... having worked both in Russia and US
How about this one?? Swear it is true for majority of them... having worked both in Russia and US
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by millionairemind » Wed May 28, 2008 9:47 pm
Wonder what the residents of George W. Bush's birthplace thinks of him??
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by millionairemind » Thu May 29, 2008 7:53 am
Want to wake up a polar bear???
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by millionairemind » Thu May 29, 2008 2:41 pm
Wanna do some KungFu Fighting, jewish style?
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by rooster » Thu May 29, 2008 7:12 pm
No pictures to contribute but the oil crises too a turn.. shell petrol station at bukit timah near to Eng Neo offers free petrol:
There was a sign that says TODAY 4 PM FREE WATER; TOMORROW 4 PM FREE PETROL.
There was a long traffic jam at bukit timah at 4 pm this afternoon. Those who saw the sign yesterday came for free petrol. The pump attendant rightly pointed to the sign that says TODAY FREE WATER ... wait for tomorrow..
Moral of the story... tomorrow will never come, it is today that counts!
There was a sign that says TODAY 4 PM FREE WATER; TOMORROW 4 PM FREE PETROL.
There was a long traffic jam at bukit timah at 4 pm this afternoon. Those who saw the sign yesterday came for free petrol. The pump attendant rightly pointed to the sign that says TODAY FREE WATER ... wait for tomorrow..
Moral of the story... tomorrow will never come, it is today that counts!
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by iam802 » Thu May 29, 2008 7:18 pm
That's a good one.
No free lunch still applies and especially so if it is a precious commodity.
No free lunch still applies and especially so if it is a precious commodity.
1. Always wait for the setup. NO SETUP; NO TRADE
2. The trend will END but I don't know WHEN.
TA and Options stuffs on InvestIdeas:
The Ichimoku Thread | Option Strategies Thread | Japanese Candlesticks Thread
2. The trend will END but I don't know WHEN.
TA and Options stuffs on InvestIdeas:
The Ichimoku Thread | Option Strategies Thread | Japanese Candlesticks Thread
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by LenaHuat » Thu May 29, 2008 7:57 pm
I need to invest in more creams to smoothen out my laugh lines 
Laugh until peng these few days
Laugh until peng these few days
Please be forewarned that you are reading a post by an otiose housewife. 
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Re: Smile / Laugh Thread
by kennynah » Thu May 29, 2008 8:23 pm
rooster wrote:No pictures to contribute but the oil crises too a turn.. shell petrol station at bukit timah near to Eng Neo offers free petrol:
There was a sign that says TODAY 4 PM FREE WATER; TOMORROW 4 PM FREE PETROL.
There was a long traffic jam at bukit timah at 4 pm this afternoon. Those who saw the sign yesterday came for free petrol. The pump attendant rightly pointed to the sign that says TODAY FREE WATER ... wait for tomorrow..
Moral of the story... tomorrow will never come, it is today that counts!
hahaha.....so funny...this one really good....
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