Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)

[kennynah]

garfield in real life....

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even Bears need pee breaks...

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alternative energy

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economy class

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hey cous, long time no see....what's cooking?

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the reason for the death of the popular game..."dungeons n dragon"

[Cherry]

JOKES

My broker called me this morning and said,
"Remember that stock we bought and I said you'd be able to retire at age 45?"
"Yes, I remember," I said.
"Well," my broker continued, "your retirement age is now 85."

Over dinner, Wife said to Husband,
"I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker.
He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!"
"How did you meet this fellow?" Husband asked, very concerned.
Wife said, "Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car."

[millionairemind]

Can you give me a push?

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he
shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

[mojo_]

economy class

cattle class

[kennynah]

hahaha,,,,mojo...that's a hilarious classic comedy (your link)...wahahaha....