Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)

[kennynah]

there are multiple Ks...hahaha.... trriplets for 3 shifts...i am the middle K....later tonight...the graveyard shift K will take over...

[millionairemind]

A Blonde Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics.

"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.

"And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag.

She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics, something that she won't have to count, measure, or lookup.

"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Cindy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Oh, that!" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'"

[kennynah]

[kennynah]

i recvd this spam mail....and as usual, they make for a good laugh...
*********

Ref: 435062725
Batch: 7050470902/189
Winning no: GB8101/LPRC

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Dear,

We are delighted to inform you of your prize which was released on the 22nd of AUG 2008, from the Australian International Lottery programme,which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses from some sites.

Your email address was attached to ticket number 4700172507056490102 and serial number 7741134002. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 and bonus number 17,which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of US$1,000000.00 (ONE MILLION DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/09 from the total cash prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.All participants were selected through a computer balloting system drawn form Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States,Asia, Europe,Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotion program
which is conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have an operational base.

Furthermore, your details(e-mail address) falls within our European representative office in Amsterdam, Holland as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$1,000000,000.00 will be released to you from this regional branch office in NIGERIA.

We hope that with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.5
Billion international draw. To file for your claim, please contact our DIRECTOR of finance.

Name :Edward Greg
Email= [email protected]
[email protected]
Tell : +234-803-3981831.

Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be found on the top left corner of this notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number to help locate your file easily.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until
your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by non-participants or unofficial personnel.

Note: all winnings MUST be claimed by the 22nd of SEPT. 2008 otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity organizations.

ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IS AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED.

YOURS SINCERELY,
Mr.James Ross.
Australian Lottery International (co-ordinator)

[la papillion]

Haha, K, as usual, I receive this kind of spam on a daily basis. It varies from lottery, to some poor cancer patient writing wills to me, to some rich prince running from political turmoil, to some lawyers giving me part of a trust fund proceeds.

[millionairemind]

Burnt red ears
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So kena lor!" "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. When the doctor finished treating Ah Beng’s right ear, he proceeded to treat Ah Beng’s left ear. The doctor was curious and asked Ah Beng, "I know what happened to your right ear. But why is your left ear also red ?”
Ah Beng replied, “That stupid fellow called again !!!”

[millionairemind]

This one is funny

Hitler And ERP Woes (Singapore)
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[millionairemind]

Found this funny post on one of the blogs..

Are you married ? Need some bedroom session assistance ?

A 41 years old Dutch Lady has compiled and published " Orgasm Dictionary ", the first bedroom dictionary of the century.

From A to Z, it describes all orgasm related explanation , such as :
" Ceiling Scraper "
" Electrifying Orgasm "
" In-flight Orgasm "
" Oh My God "
" PA Orgasm Broadcast "

[kennynah]

" Oh My God "

this should quite familiar with many....hahahaha...

[Chiron]

there are multiple Ks...hahaha.... trriplets for 3 shifts...i am the middle K....later tonight...the graveyard shift K will take over...

haha u and your brothers are really no 1 fan of this forum! kudos to u