Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)

[kennynah]

mm : yes..it was a real incident that happened in 2007... this girl actually finished 4th...hahaha...so much for standards...

[millionairemind]

Doctor, Doctor!!!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then you'll have a bad headache.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God!
Doc: When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doc: I never make rash promises!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
I think I'm going to croak!

[kennynah]

continuing from above...

a scene at most public hospitals....

doctor, doctor.....where the f**k are u ?

[Cherry]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

[la papillion]

Did you know there are very funny street names in singapore? I walked over a lot of funny places, next time take some pictures of the road sign for you to see

There is a Jalan Langgar. "Langgar" in malay means collide or hit.
e.g. This morning ah, I go to school, saw a car langgar a cyclist man! Wah, dunno that bugger got die or not sia.

There is also a Cheow Keng road. "Cheow Keng" in hokkien means to avoid responsibilities and duties
e.g. You dun cheow keng lah, go and do your job ~ you bloody turn to ashes I also recognise you!

Imagine my address is at 20 jalan langgar (so unlucky!) or my address is 20 cheow keng road ~ very keng hor?!

[millionairemind]

Keys locked in the car

Ah Beng and Ah Lok mistakenly locked the car in a hurry and forgot to remove the key inside the car. Realizing the mistake, Ah Beng asked, “Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.”. “No, that won't work” answered Ah Lok. “People will think we're trying to break in”.

Then Ah Beng suggested, “What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?” “No,” said Ah Lok. “People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger.” Then the “Kan Cheong” Ah Beng shouted, “We'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open”

[Niczach]

'Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother, -

I didn't pull out in time...'

[millionairemind]

Niczach - good one..

[Cherry]

Two ladies went through the custom check point after an overseas trip.
Custom Officer found Lady A had seven branded panties in her luggage.
When Lady A said the panties were NOT bought oveaseas,
the Custom Officer asked: "Why do you need to bring seven panties on an oveaseas trip?"
Lady A replied: "I do NOT do washing when I am abroad.
"Don't you know that one week has seven days?"
She was let go without having to pay tax.
Custom Officer then opened the suitcase of Lady B and found twelve panties.
When she insisted that she brought them FROM HOME,
the Custom Officer asked: "Why do you need to bring twelve panties on an overseas trip?"
The offended Lady B replied: "I also do NOT wash when I travel.
Don't you know that one year has twelve months?"

[Chiron]

I can't help but notices that a few of the forummers like K, isak, are posting almost round the clock, AM, PM.

Supermen/Wonderwoman, no need to kun? hehe