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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:05 pm
painful? KY a bit lah.....hahahahaha...
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:35 pm
jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.
When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.
When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.
When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by blid2def » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:48 pm
One day there should be a class action suit filed by all blondes in the world against all the people who crack jokes about them. I'll be sure to get a front row seat for the hearings then.
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm
I am very sure all the blonde jokes are written by Brunettes 
They are angry Y blondes have all the fun..
They are angry Y blondes have all the fun..
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:34 pm
Like that oso can har??
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:04 am
they say friends are important.... 
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by kennynah » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:16 am
so, it is real afterall....that the movie "big fish" was not a fable
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:39 am
K - death oso not give up cursing that guy on his tombstone?? Wah lao.. that friend no good lah.. 
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:24 am
Name of God is Harold ?
Ah Beng came back from church one day and was very excited about what he learned. He told Ah Lian excitedly , “ I have discovered a new name for God ? Ah Lian asked, “Is Jehovah or El Shaddai,?â€. “Noâ€, Ah Beng replied. “What about Jehovah Rophe, or Jehovah Jireh ?†“No , you have not heard this one before†replied Ah Beng. “Okay I give up. What is the new name of God you discovered in church today ?†asked Ah Lian. Ah Beng replied with a huge smile “It is Haroldâ€.
Ah Lian said, “You are fooling me, Where in the Bible did it say that God’s name is Harold ?â€
Ah Beng replied, “But I heard the Pastor pray this morning, “Our Father who is in heaven, Harold be Your name"
Ah Beng came back from church one day and was very excited about what he learned. He told Ah Lian excitedly , “ I have discovered a new name for God ? Ah Lian asked, “Is Jehovah or El Shaddai,?â€. “Noâ€, Ah Beng replied. “What about Jehovah Rophe, or Jehovah Jireh ?†“No , you have not heard this one before†replied Ah Beng. “Okay I give up. What is the new name of God you discovered in church today ?†asked Ah Lian. Ah Beng replied with a huge smile “It is Haroldâ€.
Ah Lian said, “You are fooling me, Where in the Bible did it say that God’s name is Harold ?â€
Ah Beng replied, “But I heard the Pastor pray this morning, “Our Father who is in heaven, Harold be Your name"
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Re: Smile & Laugh
by millionairemind » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:26 am
Single or Married ?
Ah Beng was with his American and English friends at a bar in New York. The bartender asks, “What would you like sir ?â€
The American replied "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
The Englishman replied : "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "And what about you , Sir?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."
Ah Beng was with his American and English friends at a bar in New York. The bartender asks, “What would you like sir ?â€
The American replied "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
The Englishman replied : "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "And what about you , Sir?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."
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