Smile & Laugh 01 (May 08 - Oct 08)

[iam802]

ah..rule is implemented after Oct 1...

ok, so Olympics period still on-going.

[kennynah]

if not how the athletes get the required massages?

[millionairemind]

先生， 要不要按模？我们有特别的服务哦

[kennynah]

保证您满意。我们都会 speaker ingerish

[millionairemind]

OK, market so comatosed.. how about another joke to brighten up a dull day?

Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.

[millionairemind]

One more joke for the night since there US market is closed for Independence day.

20 truths about men
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

16. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

17. Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.

18. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.

19. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.

20. Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.

[winston]

Tourism Australia Hires DDB Worldwide as Global Creative Agency
By Robert Fenner

July 4 (Bloomberg) -- Tourism Australia, the nation's peak promotional body for visitors, hired DDB Worldwide as its new global creative agency after Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said M&C Saatchi Plc's previous campaign was a ``rolled gold disaster.''

DDB, a unit of New York-based Omnicom Group Inc., beat out Publicis Groupe SA's Saatchi & Saatchi unit for the three year contract, Tourism Australia said in an e-mailed statement today.

The earlier campaign by M&C Saatchi, the advertising agency formed by brothers Maurice and Charles Saatchi in 1995, highlighted the nation's beaches and indigenous culture in television ads and finished with a bikini-clad model asking viewers ``Where the Bloody Hell Are You?''

``That campaign, every place I have visited in the world, has been basically described as an absolute rolled gold disaster,'' Rudd said last month.

The previous campaign was launched by the former government of John Howard, before Rudd became Prime Minister in November.

[Niczach]

How to save a papaya from falling

A farmer has a papaya tree at home that bears a lot of fruit. But everytime the papayas are ripe, they fall to the ground and are damaged.

Do you know how he save papayas from falling? Smart??...Able to recycle too !!

No peeping. Guess first.

[kennynah]

hahahaha.....i could have never guessed it.....waahhahahaha...

[millionairemind]

No wonder we have F-size bras on sale

Now I know, all fantasy cup sizes, only good for containing papayas...